Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews and Chuck Norris team up to take on an international terrorist who's gotten hold of six pounds of enriched plutonium. His name? Vilain. No, that's not a typo - his name is actually Vilain. Guess who's playing him? Jean-Claude Van Damme. If you're a fan of '80s action cinema, congratulations - Expendables 2 is the reunion concert.