The Silver Fox himself Mr Phillip Schofield is back on the box tonight to take us through telly's most prestigious awards ceremony. Forget the TV BAFTAs, The British Soap Awards is where it's at. From ridiculous plot lines to cat-fights, murders, weddings and affairs, the soaps have us hooked every night of the week. Corrie, Emmerdale, EastEnders, Hollyoaks and err, Doctors do battle. Sure don't we all just tune in to find out who'll win Sexiest lad and lassie? We're pretty shameless, to be fair. The money's on Tyrone and Kirsty to sweep the board.