If your head is just banging after the weekend then The Artist really could be just the job for you tonight. The black and white silent movie stormed the Oscars a few years ago, scooping the Best Picture prize. It tells the tale of a 1920's movie actor who is smitten with a chorus girl he meets by chance, and helps arrange her big break in the film industry. She rises from extra to headline star, but the advent of sound leaves his career in ruins, as he finds himself unable to adapt to the changing nature of screen acting. It's great and all but let's be honest, it's really all about Uggie the dog.