We sampled a taster of 'Kate' and 'Naomi' on the second installment centering on Heather Mills; Ms Campbell has a lovely husky voice if memory serves. So how did Naomi Campbell (Rosalyn Wright) help Kate Moss (Laura Patch) become a top model? Why was she attracted to all the wrong guys? What did Johnny Depp (Tom Meeten) warn her to stay away from? Just how much money did Pete Doherty (Kevin Bishop) borrow from her and for what reason? Why was it that a 'one-time' dabble with drugs led her career to collapse to an all-time low? And what part did Top Shop play in her incredible rise to fame and fortune once again? For more ridiculousness, switch to UTV at 11.45pm for The Jerk.