The tongue-skewering-cheek comedy once again forces open the closely-guarded world of celebrity, as the lives and loves of international pop stars, fashion icons and glamour models are satirically reconstructed for a third series. Just how did Sir Elton (Kevin Bishop) become the Patron Saint of Celebrities? Could it be that his celebrity lifestyle of parties and spending led him to question his existence? Find out how he spent the 70s in a blizzard of cocaine, discover why it's bad to be bald and a pop star and exactly why it took so long for him to climb out of the closet. What part did Diana, Princess of Wales play in helping him rescue fellow celebrities like George Michael, Liz Hurley, Robert Downey Jr. and Posh Spice,  AND in meeting long-term partner/'Independent Film Producer in his own right' David Furnish? We've a feeling there might be a few complaints of OfCom after tonight's show given Diana's death scene...