First up we've got the whiter than white, the purer than the purest driven snow - Rachel Allen and her Easy Meals at 8.30pm (RTE1). She will, with a mouth stuffed with scallops, marbles and some of her 'signuturesundwuches', provide practical tips to create tasty fuss-free recipes for hectic lifestyles as she demonstrates that home-cooking can prove a healthy and affordable alternative to takeaways and sugary snacks. A female Jamie Ramsay, if you will. We've already been wowed (as in stared slack-jawed) at PJ Gallagher's Meet Your Neighbours (10.15pm, RTE1), so we'll move swiftly on to the new offerings RTE2 have on display. Because a week can't go by without Grainne Seoige being shoved in our faces, she's fronting Grainne Seoige's Modern Life (9.30pm) 'a range of issues of importance to women'. As if that weren't enough, we then get to see Brian Ormond and Pippa O'Connor choose cake and other crap for their wedding (10.00pm). Sooo much on offer, be sure to lap it up, it didn't come cheap (apart from PJ Gallagher's offering, that is).