In the fifth episode of the series, Vicky Pollard is caught trying to escape from boot camp, and Emily Howard gets arrested for shoplifting. Meanwhile, Mr Doggy tells Phyllis to do something very naughty; Lou and Andy's holiday continues with a visit to a zoo; and Mark and Tom, the gym buddies, enjoy some locker room fun - which we'll get to see this time. According to reports, the BBC will show Mark and Tom's much talked about nether regions tonight, although they might pull it due to Brand/Ross scandal. Speaking of which - tonight's Friday Night with Jonathan Ross has been scrapped: broadcaster David Attenborough, actress and pop singer Miley Cyrus and comedian Frank Skinner were due to join the host. They're putting on Speed instead. That's one way to ensure the public welcome Ross back with open arms in three months time...