It's nearly over, people! *high fives self*. Although, in saying that, it's one of the more palatable reality TV shows despite it's propensity to make people heave over liquefied genitals. Ant and Dec continue to be paid a small fortune for doing little, as the famous(ish) faces meet the mid-week hump of their three-week ordeal in the Australian jungle, and say goodbye to another evicted team-mate. For him or her, it may be a big disappointment to be ousted so near to Friday's final, but it does mean an end to the tough daily tasks and dreaded Bushtucker Trials. Those who would rather ingest their own eyeballs than endure this pish might be more interested in the third installment of The Devil's Whore at 9.00pm on Channel 4.