In this fourth instalment from the ranty man, Charlie's looking at luuuurve. Something he knows a lot about these days... This time around Brooker argues that TV has warped our expectations of romance and life-long love with a toxic combination of Blind Date and rom-coms. Do 'soulmates' even exist? Warning: this episode contains traces of Dirty Den and suggestive swimwear. And heavily features a malcontent who fell in love and married a Blue Peter presenter.