We know how to win The Eurovision - and so do the English, as it happens. Thing is, neither of us have won in quite some time, you know, since the list of contending countries have surpassed 12. Here Greg James and Russell Kane present an entertaining look at all the ingredients needed to become a Eurovision winner, adding a strong gimmick to what not to wear and throwing in a pinch of out-of-tune singing for good measure. Boobs also feature heavily, we'd imagine. They also wind back time to celebrate the UK's Eurovision success stories and delve into the depths of their hall of shame. Featuring interviews with Graham Norton, Bucks Fizz, Scott Mills and Daz Sampson.