Disillusioned celebrities in metallic spandex onesies? We're there. Dale Winton's in it too?! What splendiferous GENIUS thought of this? The Japanese? Of course. A newly trim Winton hosts this entertainment show in which two teams of celebrities (this week captained by dancing star Anton Du Beke and cricket legend Darren Gough), must try to force themselves through various crazy-shaped holes in giant moving walls. Clad head-to-toe in tight silver lycra, there's everything to play for, as failure results in a head-first plunge into a swimming pool. The wall shapes get harder and travel faster as the celebrities get wetter. Now that's what we call a good evening wasted. Following this at 6.10pm is the first proper installment of Strictly Come Dancing.