Heston Blumenthal is on a mission to use myth, science and history to create the greatest feasts ever known. For his final imaginative dinner, Heston takes inspiration from Ancient Rome cuisine, AKA theatrical, devious and orgasmic food. The Romans had few boundaries and unusual appetites, eating everything from flamingos to parrot tongues and jellyfish. Tonight, Heston creates a Roman feast for a group of celebrity diners including comedians Alexander Armstrong and Danny Wallace, actress Greta Scacchi, the Marquess of Bath, TV presenter Lisa Butcher and food critic Matthew Fort. Said feast includes pig nipple scratchings, calf's brain custard, and a slow-cooked hog filled with edible intestines made from chicken and a cocoa mixture. Orgasmic *heaves*. And for pudding, he rolls out the ultimate naughty Roman dessert: an unusual ejaculating cake featuring white chocolate mousse, space dust and (of course) dry ice... giving new weight to the term 'w*** fest'.