The 'big-collared comedian' looks back at the week's small-screen highlights, subjecting the latest soaps, reality shows and documentaries to his unique brand of scrutiny. Oh, and Peaches Geldof, cause she's been keeping her bib well clean of late, what with her (alleged) shoplifting, her (alleged) orgy advocation, and her father being given the lead in some French arthouse film (allegedly). This kicks off a night of 'variety type' programming (who says it's dead?); following at 7.20pm is Ant and Dec's Push the Button. Then, capping it all off, is the finale installment of UK's Take Me Out. No likey no lighty.