Whip the feet up this evening and watch a nice low budget film starring that freaky looking driving instructor from Happy Go Lucky and (unfortunately) Omid Djalili. It centers on a small town, the residents of which are outraged when space on their allotments is given to refugee families. Led by a power-crazed gardener, the locals are initially aghast at their new neighbours, but both groups find they have common cause when a mobile phone company plans to build a mast in the area. Aw. Given you're sitting in on a Friday night, perhaps two hours of bikini action might be more to your liking. In which case, switch to TV3 at 9.00pm for The 25 Most Memorable Swimsuit Moments. It is, of course, a compilation of legendary film scenes involving swimwear, from Raquel Welch's fur bikini in One Million Years BC, to the trunks made famous by Hank Azaria in Along Came Polly.