Meet the Johnson family; a quintessentially English family with Dad Edgar, his wife Wendy, and their three kids Dusty, Jason and Eve, and not forgetting Edgar's father-in-law and boss Ken. Eve decides to enter her band, Bloodmonkey, into Britain's Got Talent. They're not very good. But thanks to a misunderstanding, Simon Cowell thinks her parents are dead, and the sympathy vote looks like it might propel her all the way to the final (where she'll be up against an asthmatic girl in a wheelchair who plays the violin). Meanwhile, Edgar and Wendy go away for their anniversary, but unknown to them their eldest son Dusty has stowed away as a surprise.