Wayne is not happy with all the strangers living in his family home. Unhappy with sleeping on a camper bed, he begins to drop hints to Malachy to give him back his old room. But like his lack of hair, Malachy lacks the cop to realises that Wayne wants him out and instead offers him an alarm clock? *bangs head repeatedly off desk* Yvonne tries to convince Connie that she isn't ready to be a parent, but her girlfriend is having none of it. She's obviously hoping that the maternal instinct will kick in as soon as she pops the sprog out.