Niamh, Yvonne, Jo and Carol begin to host their own 'Come Dine With Me' competition, which delights Louie (not sure why) and Carol is hoping she'll come up trumps by feeding her guests with wine and cocktails. Leo asks Philip to join his band, but they argue over what they should call themselves, and Dermot whines like a little girl when he hears Ben calling him by his name and not Dad.