It's Dan vrs Goo-Eyes tonight on Fair City, as the gangster breaks into Dan's house and waits with a baseball bat. Would he not have a hurl, would that not make more sense in Ireland, no? Anyways, besides the point. 'Dan the man' actually goes and gets the better of him though, but you don't cross Goo-Eyes and get away with it. (I assume) Meanwhile, Paul reluctantly hands over the salon to Niamh, who goes and gives Kerri-Ann a job. Things are picking up for her so, but not so much for Rachel, who seems to be smack bang in the middle of a cyber bullying storyline the poor pet. Things also still aren't great between Orla and Wayne, but reckon these two have enough of a spark to make amends. Plus, they moan less together, then they did apart.