Ohmigod, like, shut up! No, really, please shut up because you're not got a notion what real life is like but I still want to tune in to see what you're wearing. Thank the Lord for the mute button. Tonight, on Contrived Street, Dani begins her internship at MCD, while Louise starts at Stellar Magazine, but they soon realise it's not all about being paid to have a good time. For more innovative home grown viewing, we've got Livin' with Lucy at 9.30pm,. Who wouldn't want an insight into what it would be like to 'live' with Vanessa Feltz?!