It's a sorry state of affairs when you have to feign a pregnancy to stop your significant other from giving you a pasting. Tonight Katie tells Andy that Jo has been spreading rumours about him throughout the village; rattled he heads home and pins Jo up against the wall, about to inflict his usual roughing. To avoid more damaged ribs she says she's up the duff, which changes Andy's mood straight away. But when everyone finds out about the fake child, Jo is regretting her lie. Elsewhere, Donna warns Ross that there will be no repeat of their kiss (but maybe a dry bang?). Ross accuses her of hiding her feelings for him (more of a statement than an accusation). However, when Marlon return Donna tells him that she definitely won’t return to the police force.