It's a frantic night in The Dales tonight folks, as Jamie smacks that Jonty geezer in the mush for no good reason. But him being an Aussie, and Jamie throwing a punch like a mildly annoyed 8 year old girl, resulted in a mere gust of wind brushing past Jonty's face. Hell ensues as Louise announces she's going back to Australia to be a beauty queen and it's a race against time for Jamie to find her before she does. Will he make it? Do you care? Hey, they could be leaving, show some respect people. Elsewhere, Ross tells Donna he has applied for a transfer to London, but she begs him not to go, then the passion takes over *queue porn music*. But just as they're passionately embracing, Donna notices Shane looking at them. Jesus, that dude really needs a life.