Paddy seizes his opportunity to take revenge on Marlon and Laurel by telling the Woolpack locals - including a stunned Ashley as luck would have it - that they are together. It's the only way to break news in Soapland. Gennie moves out of Chez Sharma to prove a point to Nikhil (if only he'd noticed she'd left), Alex realises how much he has missed Victoria, and Charity's rebranding idea fails to impress Nicola. Charity's spirits are raised somewhat when she realises she'd driven a wedge between Mr. Carl and Mr. James.