There's nowt like a woman scorned in soapland, as Tess goes extreme Bunny Boiler on Paddy and insists he leave Rhona for her. When she doesn't get what she wants, she decides it's time to give Rhona a call....

Meanwhile, a drunken Kirin pleads with Vanessa for a chance to see Johnny, but she tells him to come back when he's sober. Elsewhere, Carly tells Tracy that she had a friend who lost a baby, however, later we see Carly has a secret photo showing herself cradling a baby, who is clearly her own....