Tonight, 'global superstar Elton John' will be performing his greatest hits at the ultimate New Year's Eve party, with special guests, at The O2 arena in London. The biggest party in town will be aired live on UTV and TV3 and will be hosted by Kate Thornton. We could insert a snide quip about her still trying her hand at presenting but that would be a low blow considering she's not had much work this year. Instead we'll be snide about Elton John saying he'd rather have an Alsatian gnaw on his nethers rather than subject himself to anything X Factor. That's funny considering two of his guests tonight include Will Young and Alexandra Burke. Anyway, the show - the biggest of Elton's extensive career - has been conceptualised and designed by acclaimed photographer and good friend, David LaChapelle (AKA the one person who's still photographing Pamela Anderson with no clothes on). It's pegged to be a visual masterpiece that expresses in the ups and downs of Elton's extraordinary life.