The pressure of Peggy's election campaign takes its toll when she collapses after making a speech (it's the weight of them baps, we're telling you). Heather tries to kiss Minty at the Vic's early St Patrick's Day party, but he tells her he has met someone else. Ronnie's barbed comments about Danielle's abortion lead the teenager to take revenge (just tell her you're her daughter, that'll be revenge enough, love). Meanwhile, Jane's watching a Bollywood film with Masood, but their night is interrupted by Ian, who's prepared a romantic meal to apologise for 'boobgate'.