Christian is upset to find Lucy is up to her old tricks (namely being forced into fornicating with her dubious older boyfriend), and is taken aback by her surprising announcement. Tamwar feels responsible when the environmental health officer visits and leaves the Masoods with a long checklist to complete - which is fair enough considering he invited a journalist into the kitchen while he was dissecting some cow eyes). Stacey springs unexpected news on Bradley ("I fink I'm pregnint, Breadly"), and Brenda has a gift for Charlie.