Tanya faces resistance from her daughters over the move to France, with (perennially annoying) Abi determined to tell drunkard father, Max, of the plan. Roxy falls ill on her way to Joel's, causing the family to panic, while a drunken Ronnie shares a kiss with Jack. Ian FINALLY discovers Jane's secret... she's partaking in stand up comedy and that's no joke *badadum ting*. Meanwhile, Danielle's stressed after her police caution for handling stolen goods and Zainab tells Masood she suspects Tamwar might be gay. Hang about, didn't he fancy Libby for a while? Ah...