Ian enforces his ban on all things Christmas, but a visit to Tanya in prison gives Jane a whole different perspective and she decides the Beales will celebrate in style. However, drastic action is called for when she discovers her husband has ploughed his money into Masood's catering business while making them go without at home. Said action involves the arrival of a spicy brown matter in Ian's pants. Phil tries to find the right moment to ask Suzy an awkward question, Danielle (remember her?) is led astray by a new employee at the club and Ronnie is delighted by a romantic card from Jack. Sean has a surprise for Roxy - the keys to a new flat and a new start. The only problem is, it is in Dagenham and miles away from her faaaamily.