Well, eeeeeverybody's twisted on the square tonight. For a change. Crazy behaviour for a Monday. Danielle's evening ends badly when Paul finds out about the abortion thanks to Stacey, who then makes the situation worse by lobbing the gob at him, dressed like a bird from a Robert Palmer video. Charlie confides in Patrick about his future with Brenda, while Tanya urges Jane to stand up for herself (a hard thing to do when dressed as a 14-year-old) and refuse to let Ian control her. Janine sets out to show Billy what Peggy is really like, and Jack tells Dot that he's not going to his ex-wife Selina's wedding - probably cause Dot's the only person who'd be mildly interested in such news.