Jay goes for a hop after giving evidence in court, sending Billy and Minty into a blind panic. Ian offers Heather a loan, while Shirley accepts a job in the cafe. Yep, Jane thinks Shirley gurning over a plate of kippers will entice more people into the joint. Zainab devises a novel way of getting Syed to meet some eligible young ladies, but her overzealous matchmaking skills land her in trouble; Mo tries to tell Jean not to keep worrying about Stacey; and Ian offers Heather a loan.