If I have to hear Archie and Janine sucking each other's faces again anytime soon, consider my resignation tendered. In other happenings, Aunt Sal causes trouble at the Mitchells' Christmas lunch (which is now being held in the festive confines of the community centre), while Ben asks Ian to give Phil an extension on the loan. Charlie finds a way to sign Mo up as director of the local nativity play, Amira visits her imprisoned father (which turns out to be This Life's Ramon Tikaram. Remember him? Ferdy? Biker, long hair, used to do Warren on the sly?) and Whitney is told to expect a verdict on the trial tomorrow.