Shirley takes comfort from watching footage of Heather's hen party and gives it to Dot in the hope that it will it have the same effect. It don't quite hit the mark. Denise comes up with a plan to make Kim and Sasha spend the day together, but it goes awry when Kim gets in trou-ble with the local authority. I still can't get the army get up, complete with lurid green bra, out of my head either. Elsewhere, Michael does his best to solve Janine’s problems, but is dismayed when his efforts backfire, while Alfie squirts Big Mo in the face during a romp with Roxy. You read all that right.