Joey is furious when he hears about Anthony's plans for a romantic night with Alice, and decides to destroy their relationship by luring him into a high-stakes poker game with with doting Derek. Things obviously don't go well, wiv Aaaaynthony being left no option but to leave the square in favour of appearing in community plays. Lucy tells Ian she is going to let out the market stall (he nearly eats his hat, which I'm beginning to suspect has that long hair glued to the end of it 'cause Adam Woodyatt couldn't grow his own that long), Zainab criticises AJ's carefree attitude some more, and Roxy gets fed up of living with Jack. Mainly 'cause he's more interested in Sharon.