Nope, Alife hasn't insisted the worst footie team ever adds furious capoeira to their nonexistent training regime. They just decide to get themselves into a brawl for some reason. How Eastenders consistently ranks higher than Emmerdale I don't know. Sharon gets into a(nother) heated argument with Tanya, Zainab discovers AJ has not told her the whole truth, and Phil orders Alfie to fire Shirley.