After making a show of herself in the B 'n B, Phil worries about Shirley's increasingly volatile and drunken behaviour (wait 'til he catches nits off her), and makes a last-ditch phone call to the one person he thinks might be able to help. Hellew, Carly… Janine grows more paranoid about Michael, especially after discovering a cheque stub for £20,000 (it's ok love, he's only bought you a little red number without consulting you), while Jack's plan to impress Sharon backfires when he oversteps the mark with Dennis.