After last night's shocking discovery - which we can't be exact about having not seen it yet - a heartbroken Alfie packs an overnight bag and tells his wife he is going to Portsmouth to buy some cheap booze off the ferry - and when her mouse-like husband is away, Kat will play, as she dresses to the nines and goes off to meet a certain someonezzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzz.  Max wonders if he should be honest with Tanya, while Derek gives the bride-to-be an ultimatum. The Brannings' stag and hen parties go off with a bang - but when Lauren approaches Joey, she is devastated by what he tells her. Essentially it's what he's been telling her for the last two weeks.