Masood tells AJ how Ayesha has fallen for him, so his brother insists she must just be playing him for a fool. But when Mas calls his house guest's bluff, he gets much more than he bargained for - as you can see. Because nubile Cheryl Cole impersonators really fancy middle-aged postmen in soapland. Alfie has a surprise for Roxy - he is swapping her name for Kat's on the licensee plaque above the door of the Vic, although Jean worries he is moving too fast. Kat is slightly preoccupied as Ian and the rest of the Bridge Street traders object to her market stall, and Max receives Kirsty's wedding ring in the post.