Rickaaaaaay, where are you? Bianca ain't doing so well in the parenting department and tells Kat she thinks Liam's being bullied because of his tatty trainers. When her darling boy skips school again she's upset enough to think Shirley is her go to gal for advice on raising 'em right. Meanwhile her mammy, Carol, is busy striking up a bond with Masood (not another one, please) and Kim's calling in Joey to help stick up a curtain rail. Patrick's a wee bit miffed though, and decides to 'av a go' himself.