Kat Moon's guide to winning back your husband, page 1: Sleep with his cousin, whom you already happened to cheat on him with, and have a child by. Yeah, no wonder she's feeling a bit guilty this morning eh? And poor Alfie up calling her all night while peroxide lurks in the background with a face like a scalded cat. Abi's face is somewhat similar when she's greeted with the sight of hair extensions with her knickers on show, and when an unexpected guest arrives for dinner... well, lets just say Tan, it ain't what it looks like...