We still can't understand a word Dexter says, but we do know that he's pretty delighted to hear his daddy's planning to disappear. We're not quite sure that'll happen though, given that it'll take him longer than planned to fix the old car. Lucky he doesn't spot his dad half naked when he pops home for some money then, eh? Meanwhile Max mistakenly thinks he can fix Lauren, Michael is sad to be missing Scarlett's first birthday, and Alice decides to move on with her life. Oh, and Dot forced Abi to entertain a young French curate: That should be, err, interesting?