Oh Ian: Did you really think you'd be able to get one over on your daughter and not feel at all guilty about it? Of course, that isn't the only thing on Mr Beale's plate: Son Peter thinks he's losing it to boot. Meanwhile Peroixde can't figure out what Alife's hiding. She knows he's got a bit of news, and can't understand why he isn't willing to share. And then of course, Shirley gets bladdered, ruining Bianca's speed dating fun...