She's aliiiiive! Yep, tough as old boots is that Shirley wan, and when Phil finds her she's living it up with the estranged sister, but she hasn't got any cash left so he tries to convince her to 'come ome'. Good luck with that. Meanwhile Denise gets a bit of a shock and the stress of recent events takes its toll on Lauren, who finds comfort in the arms of Jake, only to embarrass herself with a confession. Oh, and Masood is only too delighted to tell David that he'll have to find himself another job, preferably rather far away from Walford.