It's all abaaaaht the Caaawter's this evening, innit. Linda worries when Johnny doesn't return home, so Stan takes his daughter-in-law on a trip down memory lane to make her see how her behaviour is driving a wedge between her and her son. Back in Walford, Mick escapes the family dramas and heads back to the swimming pool, where an unlikely Good Samaritan finally helps him face the water, while Phil is shocked when he awakes to find an intruder in his bedroom. Given Shirley's looking fierce pleased with herself, we'll assume it's her. Meanwhile, Tosh and Tina head to a Pride celebration, although the latter's choice of costume annoys her girlfriend.