It's that time of year again, when the UK reminds us that we don't do Telethon any more by cracking out the second big fundraiser that always gets the masses going. Expect Terry Wogan, Tess Daly, One Direction, JLS, Strictly Come Dancing, EastEnders, the cast of smash hit West End musical Matilda and a treat for Doctor Who fans with an exclusive clip from the long-awaited 50th anniversary episode. All they need now is Uncle Gaybo and they're suckin diesel, eh?