There is a new series from the Mischief team commencing tonight - so that means lots of 'Topical Films With Balls On.' The strain kicks off with comedian, BBC7 presenter and general Northern anarchist, Alex Riley, going on the hunt for some of the most disgusting things he's ever eaten. He discovers manufacturers with ingenious ways of transforming poor ingredients into something that looks and tastes like palatable food. He unearths hidden horrors, from substitute cheese to beef connective tissue and, in the process, learns tricks for transforming suspect ingredients into edible fare, and embarks on a mission to create and market his own monstrous brand of food. Ham and Cheese Jambon, anybody?