You can imagine how this conversation went. Fern: "That better not be my retirement present, you smug git." Phil: "Nope, that'll be a swift kick in the chops, you bitter sow. Roll ON, July. Now, SMILE!" We're assuming this'll be the last series of All Star Mr and Mrs, partially because Fern is leaving This Morning but mostly because Phil gets paid £45k per episode, as opposed to her paltry £15k. Anyway, possibly (and by that we mean 'hopefully') for the last time, Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield host a celebrity version of the popular Seventies game show in which couples reveal just how much they know - or do not know - about each other to raise money for charity. The famous faces taking part in this first show are Boyzone's Keith Duffy (it must've been recorded well in advance as he's been in hospital with a hernia since running the London marathon) and his wife Lisa, actor Brigitte Nielsen and her husband Mattia Dessi, and former England goalkeeper Peter Shilton and his wife Sue. If you're more of a Keating fan, Ronan makes an appearance on Tonight's The Night at 7.05pm, BBC1.