File this under the 'Presents Nobody Will Ever Buy, Unless It's For A Joke' heading.
A bakery in New York is offering a unique piece of jewellery for this Valentine's Day. Yes, we said bakery AND jewellery.
Dominque Ansel Bakery will make 100 exclusive gold necklaces with - get this - a piece of gold-plated Cronuts inside.
Yes, you can wear a pastry around your neck and pay someone for the privilege of doing so.
The bakery is selling the pastry / jewellery mix for the princely sum of $100 and are taking orders as we speak.
Seriously, $100 for a f**king Cronut and a piece of gold. Just picture yourself bringing that home.
"Here, honey - it's a chain. With some pastry that only hipsters eat. I love you."
Yeah, that's never gonna fly. You can't even EAT the Cronut inside the chain. Ridiculous.
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