Look, she's nothing if not determined. And batsh*t insane.

A Chinese woman who found out her husband was cheating on her was arrested this week after attacking her husband and cutting off his penis not once but twice.

Fan Lung, who had been using his wife's phone to send emails to his mistress (amateur mistake right there), found himself in hospital after his wife found out about the affair and took a scissors and cut off his penis in his sleep. Once his member was reattached by doctors however, his wife Feng, who is apparently a ninja as well as being a crazed sociopath, managed to sneak into his hospital room and cut it off again before throwing it out the window.

According to The Mirror, the first hospital staff learned of the second attack was when someone came into the hospital to say 'a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital', and when they went to investigate they found the man hitting his wife as blood streamed done his legs. Both were admitted to the hospital where Fan underwent emergency surgery and his wife was also treated before being arrested for grievous bodily harm.

As for Fan's twice severed penis, doctors and police searched the area where they believed it was but failed to find it, believing it 'may have been taken by a stray dog or cat'.

Not that it mattered to his lover, who arrived at the hospital and claimed she still wants to marry him, saying 'it doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility, he has five children already'.

At least she won't have to worry about him keeping it in his pants...