When you have a kid, I'd imagine one to feel not at their most attractive and a little bit tender across the board. Someone should inform Pete Wentz of this. The world's most self-obsessed bassist (take THAT, John Taylor) went on Howard Stern's radio show a few days ago to, basically, talk about Ashlee Simpson Wentz's bits.
Of their first intimate encounter, he said he had to: "beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave… It was at the Soho Grand Hotel (in New York), and I'm looking in the mirrors, (thinking), Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"
Of their sex life pre-baby, he said: "Texas girls are fun… We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now."
Of their sex life post-baby, he said: "Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it. The kid's (a few) weeks old (but) we do other fun stuff. She's not ready down there (and I suspect she won't be for an inordinate amount of time)… She's a C, but I think with the breast milk it's a D… Let's just say my wife likes me to have a good time."
Your wife must have an acute twonk fetish.
