Alec Baldwin went to pick up his marriage licence, 'cause he finally got round to marrying that 27-year-old yoga instructor he's been going out with for nearly a year, and encountered just a spot of bother along the way.
New York Daily News reports: "The volatile 30 Rock star popped lensman Marcus Santos once in the face outside the Worth St. office after apparently obtaining a license to wed fiancee Hilaria Thomas. Santos was standing innocently with two other photographers when Baldwin, 54, approached with an angry glare. 'He was looking mad,' said Santos. 'He said, 'Step back, step back.' I said, 'We're moving back.' Baldwin then grabbed a second News photographer, Jefferson Siegel, and Santos told the Rock of Ages star to back off. 'I said, "Don't touch him," the 42-year-old Santos said. 'I knew he was going to attack me. I stepped back, and he kept coming. He comes after me, starts shoving and punching me - one time, right in the chin. And then he started shoving me, and pushing me. Then he goes the other way'."
Next thing you know, he'll be making abusive phone calls, terrorising the Jewish community, and going around with his hand up a beaver - or with a blankie over his head.